running with the bulls

H: what does it mean if someone keeps snorting at you

H: and then you ask them what they are doing and they say snorting because that is what a bull does before it charges

H: but he always does it to me

H: what the heck is that?

K: He's flirting with you?

K: in a stupid, retarded way?
H: he is old and married
H: yeah
H: i don't understand it
K: yeah, well, old and marrieds think they are the funniest
H: it makes me really mad
H: and angry
H: and then when he explained the bull thing to me
H: he said, "what, aren't you like 21 or something, you don't get out much do you."
H: because i don't know about bulls?
H: wtf
H: and then i wanted to reply back to him and tell him he is an idiot, but he walked away
K: next time, start screeching back at him,
K: and tell him you are an eagle, about to sink your talons in to some vermin
K: that should go over well
K: tell him you are a newlywed, and you and your husband don't get out much
K: hahahahaha
H: hahaha
H: sick
H: he would of course have something nasty to say back
H: idiots make me upset
H: and he is overly qualified
K: well, when having conversations with dumb people
you really can't get too smart with them
K: they don't get it
K: so, if you stay simple, and match him dumb comment for comment, except let him know you don't appreciate it,
K: that is the only way to go

H: yeah
H: i am just going to tell him to stop and punch him in the face

K: I still think you should do the eagle thing

H: ha

K: that would be funny

H: funny yes, but i refuse to sink to his adolescence level

K: OR
H: if he keeps doing it i will just smack him up with harassment
K: you could take your jacket, and swirl it around, and say you are a matador
K: about to kill yourself a bull
H: sick
H: he would totally charge me
H: i am creeping myself out
K: use a letter opener, or pen
H: kill the bull!
H: hahaha
K: well, do what you must
H: thanks for the advice