- it takes a little more finesse to slip my hand into my back pocket, or my front pocket for that matter.
- the little area of skin covered by the band keeps getting that weird dry skin with something rubbing against it feeling - i cannot handle it, causing me to apply lotion several times throughout the day.
- i unintentionallly scratch people
- i find myselt spinning it around and around on my finger until it starts bothering me and then my finger wants a break. then i think ...wait... i can't take it off. no more spinning.
- i am paranoid i will pull my sweaters.
- whenever i get bored, i just stare at it.
- i like to think, holy crap, i have a lot of money on my hand.
- i can't wait for a sleezy guy to try to talk to me and i will be able to get rid of him without having to say anything.
- everyone wants to talk to you.
- i immediately understand why recently engaged people react the way they do when people run up to them and freak out.
- people want to tell you a LONG story about how they got engaged. wait... maybe this is selfish but your 30, stop raining on my parade.
- people that you hardly know feel they can ask you questions about the intimate details of your life.
- you realize you are walking around with a public annoucement to the world of how much someone loves you and how much you love them. suddenly you are not such a private person.
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i'm an elopist. from elopithia. and we wear rings found in cereal boxes.
maybe i'm just an aspiring elopist. yeah, i like aspiration, but not perspiration. except when i run for miles. that's when it's good to sweat.
don't sweat it. bask in the glory of attention. you only have to do it once.
or four times, but i prefer the former.
i think i'm in love with you.
okay, i'm not, but if you need any extra drama, i'm totally for hire. that was just a sample.
holley, you can't, i'm pregnant; with our child.
i'm not, that was just another sample. see? i'm good.
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